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owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via awkwardvagina)

vvant:

futuremrslizcrosby8714:

vvant:

DO U EVER WANT A SPECIFIC PERSON TO JUST WAKE UP NAKED IN BED WITH U OUT OF NOWHERE

Sidney
Beau
Patrick
Johnny
Jeff
Zac
Jordan
Eric
Drayson
GALLY
Landy
Jared
Shall I continue????

no bc i dont know any of those ppl

(via waysweeterthanbriancampbell)

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via thefaultlnourstars)

"Don’t ask her to moan. Make her."
- (via guy)

(Source: ucanjudge, via girlypearls-penguinshockey)

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via vanillatwist)

"Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.”"
- (via raw-and-wild)

THEEE WOOOOoooOoOoorst

(via alwysblyn)

(Source: fantasiawandering, via dirtylittlestylewhoree)

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

image

me 12:00 October 1st

image

it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

(via girlypearls-penguinshockey)